I am a big goof

So we're sitting at the bar at East Side's and I'm looking at the giant bulk size jar of maraschino cherries and ask jessicasays what she thinks a glass full of the syrup would taste like, because you know, I'm a goof. Anyways, she tells the bartender and the manager my thoughts, and the manager goes and grabs the jar and pours me a big glass of it and tells me to drink it. Of course I didn't actually want it, but at that point I'm laughing too hard, and finally I calm down and have a few sips. It wasn't too bad, but man did he pour too much for me. I tell you what, it's a bad sign when you're rinsing the sweetness out of your mouth with Coke...