I say to you my friends, who needs math?

From today's local paper:

"Each sleeper has a hand control that goes from zero to 100: zero is the softest, 100 the firmest," he said.
"It's infinitely adjustable to match body types."

Hmm, let's see the number of options here: 100-0+1=101, and 101 is umm, let me think, less than infinity!